Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for September 28, 2024

Never!

When you go to Heaven, so work really hard to get there. Peace.

I think, like, never on this plane.

You already had it – when you were a child – perhaps not gardening so much as playing in the dirt.

Seem like that dialogue could be put to music!

“Reality thinks fairness in hilarious.” – Carolyn Hax

Except for the last part, retirement.

I don’t see how any of those things would be fair.

This is like Alanis Morissette’s song Ironic.