Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for January 31, 2025

He’ll have that run-down-all-over-the-place feeling.

“Oh, sh!ti”

Put her outside!

Actually, Metamucil is a fiber content so he’ll be constipated. Better take her to the vet, now! Reason I know this is when my dog had the diarrhea the vet told me to get fiber pills to give her. I questioned this and she stated that fiber stops you up!

And the Ex-Lax box was chewed up and empty !!!

No problems since going on Keto!

Uh-oh.

Oh crap!

Surprised she didn’t hork it up already.

I have a lot of fiber but it wasn’t enough. So I wanted to try Metamucil, but it interferes with my heart medication. So now what do I do?

This brings to mind a recent Chuck Lorre vanity card: “My dog’s bowel movements are incredibly important to me — Perhaps more important than my own. I’m not sure if this is a sign of mental decline or spiritual growth.”

muttamucil?

I eat fiber, take 2 iron pills spread out, also on thyroid pill each day. Plus softeners.

That is pretty much what people do. Our dogs have a job – they guard our home, they give lots of love, they love to play with us, they relax us and they make us get off of our butts and exercise.

Sort of like when my cocker spaniel ate a stick of butter! OH MY!

That’s really sh*tty