The Milford Star is not sending a reporter to cover the LPGA championship unless it’s in Milford. That would break a small-town newspaper’s annual budget.
Second, the LPGA did decide to give press credentials to Patrick Finley, he’s not going to be allowed on the course for a trophy presentation (unless he was a photographer).
Third, Emimily or whatever we’re calling her would be corralled into a conference into a press room, not answering questions on the course like it’s a high school football game.
P4.5- We’re off to Hawaii for the nationals, then Austrailia, then wing over to London to party with Mick and the Stones. You guys are invited too. Where’d you get this jacket?
Holy crap! What happened to Patrick’s fingers? Did he get them caught in the elevator doors as it was moving? And speaking of moving, you best get moving and read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.
Golly gee, what’s up with MILFord suddenly becoming the home of champions? State Champion Inma Rimchu, all-world Hot Rod, the girls’ softball team, now MeMe. Must be something in the water. Next thing we know, the youngest Thorp spawn will be tearing up the D&D circuit.
Charks 6 months ago
P4: What’s next is “Emily C. Lover”
Gil-doh! 6 months ago
P4 “Clambake.”
Irish53 6 months ago
Milford and those associated with Milford never lose.
Irish53 6 months ago
P 4: “… well, first, I gotta use the ladies room and then I’m gonna grab some dinner…”
Chaze Premium Member 6 months ago
“Oooh…mmmm…a couple hours in the locker room showers, maybe.
That kid with Marfan 6 months ago
Where do I start… other than the absurdity that Emimiliy would win a LPGA tournament (or championship) after being on the links full-time for a year?
That kid with Marfan 6 months ago
The Milford Star is not sending a reporter to cover the LPGA championship unless it’s in Milford. That would break a small-town newspaper’s annual budget.
That kid with Marfan 6 months ago
Second, the LPGA did decide to give press credentials to Patrick Finley, he’s not going to be allowed on the course for a trophy presentation (unless he was a photographer).
That kid with Marfan 6 months ago
Third, Emimily or whatever we’re calling her would be corralled into a conference into a press room, not answering questions on the course like it’s a high school football game.
That kid with Marfan 6 months ago
My head hurts so much from shaking it… I’ll have to come up with my other WTF points in a bit…
bearwku82 6 months ago
P4.5- We’re off to Hawaii for the nationals, then Austrailia, then wing over to London to party with Mick and the Stones. You guys are invited too. Where’d you get this jacket?
Mopman 6 months ago
Holy crap! What happened to Patrick’s fingers? Did he get them caught in the elevator doors as it was moving? And speaking of moving, you best get moving and read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.
moppedupthorp wordpress com/2024/07/01/dirty-tactic/
James St. John Smythe 6 months ago
They will have to purchase a turntable to play those silver records they won.
wesmorgan1 6 months ago
There are second- and third-tier women’s golf tours in the US; there’s no reason that this WPGL couldn’t be a local tour.
artegal 6 months ago
Mimi wins a golf tournament, and the girl’s softball team wins a state title.
Next week, Gil will be found sitting in his care in a garage filled with carbon monoxide due to his shortcomings as a coach.
kevinclark 6 months ago
The entire golf tournament was two strips? Fewer opportunities for embarrassing gaffes about sports I suppose.
mstgator 6 months ago
And it looks like their recording of “The WPGL Dowe Championship Shuffle” has been certified Platinum. Nice job ladies!
Little Blue Bicycle 6 months ago
P2 was supposed to say “I’m a familiar. The dictionary defines that as a demon attached to a witch.”
That kid with Marfan 6 months ago
Patrick from the Star is all set to uncover the biggest LPGA scandal since lesbians discovered sliced bread… Emily CLOVER is… MEEMEE THORP… [GASP!]
rpaul33 6 months ago
Golly gee, what’s up with MILFord suddenly becoming the home of champions? State Champion Inma Rimchu, all-world Hot Rod, the girls’ softball team, now MeMe. Must be something in the water. Next thing we know, the youngest Thorp spawn will be tearing up the D&D circuit.
davidleman459 6 months ago
Erika is a Homewrecker
hifirick1953 6 months ago
Henry must owe Patrick Finley money.
metals24 6 months ago
P4- “Well, with the $20 first place prize money I can buy myself a golf glove.”
lemonbaskt 6 months ago
well nice seeing you pat finlay i guess you will appear again next year
lemonbaskt 6 months ago
yes im familiar with sweet oyster which is my real reward besides this cheap trophy
lemonbaskt 6 months ago
henry had to the golf quick because he has a thirty day misdirect coming up on a milford bocce ball scandal
Irish53 6 months ago
P 4 (Mimi Clover): “…because she kept my idiot kids entertained this week so I could concentrate on golf…”
Irish53 6 months ago
She went back to maiden name because it’s hard “ to live up to the thorp name”.
Irish53 6 months ago
C-Lover took first place out two players