Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 06, 2024

Dangit. ToBe’s back.

Is this a summertime league, like the old USBL?

Leo went to the barbershop and asked for the Anton Chigurh.

P3: Hondo and the rest of 20 Squad are spotted just before a shootout starts.

P 1: Rod stomped on a mouse?

I would have given you all of my heart

But there’s someone who’s torn it apart

And she’s taken just all that I had

But if you want, I’ll try to vape again

Baby, I’ll try to vape again, but I know

The first cut is the deepest

Baby, I know, the first cut is the deepest

When it come to being lucky, she’s cursed

When it come to vaping with me, she’s worst.

panal one is that jami on steroids ?

Dear Rod, during try-outs is no time to hold your own, no matter how much it amuses.

New blonde guy with a different color stripe from yesterday stole the ball

P2.5 “Hey coach, why are you smiling so much? Oh, you’re holding your own, too.”

P3 Rod’s poor defense prevents defender guy from swatting the ants off the ball.

And now we’re left until Monday (at least) to ponder: Will all-world Hot Rod quailify for the “B” League?

Nothing wipes the “Beth” grin off Gil’s face.

Green defender guy must have a weird skin condition. His whole left side and head are white but his right arm is black. Never saw that before. And speaking of things you haven’t seen, you haven’t seen today’s Mopped Up Thorp yet.

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Looks like Mr. Green is going pro. Sorry Rod.

Milford HS grad (Rod) who’s local college coach didn’t even know about him until Gil brought him over is now trying out for a “Pro” Summer or Developmental league.

Rod is so bad the B League has called in a SWAT team to eliminate him.

P-4: Rod replies: “Cut? I thought it was only a snip!”

P2.5 I think your gramma should stop calling me.

Will Rod go up against that random character who beat up his coach?

SΦEEK is the word, is the word.