Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for July 10, 2024

He tickles me so, hunting Bigfoot with that butterfly net.

“No promises. How does he taste with cheese?”

Lotsa mushrooms growing round the sound?

That butterfly might fly into the link and perform an “evanescent scissoring” – Spud is still in danger!

Is Wallace sitting in a footprint..?

There are no confirmed reports of one ever eating a human being… Pretty sure that would include Spud.

Spud, tell them you are tasteless empty calories.

Drat, there’s no bunny.

Wallace, you’re gonna need a bigger net!

What about Seagull, Wallace?!

….that imagination is so entertaining!!!!!

Is the plural “Bigfoot” or “Bigfoots” or “Bigfeet” or…..

“Spud is all gristle and cartilage.”

It’s both very nice and very telling that that was Wallace’s first instinct to say/think.

A troop? Perhaps a flock . . . , or a hide?

The bug catching net… just not going to do it.

A “troop” is the collective name for bigfoot? I would think a “stomp” of bigfoot or a “trample” of bigfoot would be better. But I agree that the plural of bigfoot should be bigfoot.

He has more to fear from Sterling

“Pretty please, with Spuddy on top!”