Nice vanity plate, tho’ it likely is the reason he was picked out. Often saw a plate stating “BEER NUT” and wondered if it got special attention around closing time.
A cop pulled me over. He came up, tapped on the window and asked “do you know why I pulled you over?” I said, “can you wait a minute until I finish this call?”
SHAKEDOWNCITY 3 months ago
Pain in the “arson”.
MeanBob Premium Member 3 months ago
No! Fire Bad!
suv2000 3 months ago
Back in the village copper
hfergus Premium Member 3 months ago
Fire bad!
Crumb creator 3 months ago
In your eyes, officer.
Imagine 3 months ago
Famous last words.
Dobie Premium Member 3 months ago
Well Officer! See, there were these villagers, and they all had torches and pitchforks, and one thing lead to another…
purepaul Premium Member 3 months ago
Nice vanity plate, tho’ it likely is the reason he was picked out. Often saw a plate stating “BEER NUT” and wondered if it got special attention around closing time.
pat sandy creator 3 months ago
things gets complicated when the cop asks for his ID…
Gent 3 months ago
In his rear. He was eats too spicy foods.
[Traveler] Premium Member 3 months ago
A cop pulled me over. He came up, tapped on the window and asked “do you know why I pulled you over?” I said, “can you wait a minute until I finish this call?”
rockyridge1977 3 months ago
That thang got a hemi ???
Zebrastripes 3 months ago
He forgot he’s got a lead foot! ☺️☺️☺️
Frank Burns Eats Worms 3 months ago
He always speeds up when he hears Edgar Winter’s “Frankenstein”.
Sun 3 months ago
You know we couldn’t get much higher.
mistercatworks 3 months ago
“Villagers. Fire. Bad.”
ekke 3 months ago
Interesting. Usually the question is posed in terms of why you are going there so fast. In this case, the fact is the fire is behind him.
the lost wizard 3 months ago
I was already charged today. :)
cuzinron47 3 months ago
Don’t get him started about fire.
Buoy 3 months ago
You want I should be Frank with you?
The Tooninator creator 3 months ago
I need to watch Young Frankenstein again!
markkahler52 3 months ago
In my pants!!
paullp Premium Member 3 months ago
“Not . . . funny . . . Officer . . .”