1 and Done by Eric Scott for June 28, 2024

Might be safer than a Boeing

Spirit Airlines new super economy flight.

That airline ended up folding.

It’s Origami Airlines, the only airline that still requires a paper ticket.

But if you must leave immediately, the planes of Rubber Band Airlines are wound up and ready to fly.

So THAT’S how Boeing resolved their problems?

Whaaat??!! … too soon?! ツ

Be careful when boarding or you might get cut.

Let’s all give Mr. Scott a big hand…

At least you don’t have to worry about the door falling off midair.

Essentially how rockets work.

I hear its been assigned a paper route.

Be careful, that you don’t give them ideas.