Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for July 11, 2024

Two Mexico city factoids and one Dallas. Almost, but not quite. (but at least it’s a Latin market)

Now it would be unbelievable if the Latin Market sold all those avocados on display in a single day.

As is usual for avocados for sale in a market, all of them were either too hard or too soft. None of them were just right.

If all dogs go to heaven, where do cats go?

Purrrgatory

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What do libertarians and house cats have in common?

They both act like they are independent and self sufficient but in reality are utterly dependent on a system they can neither appreciate nor understand.

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When single ladies get to the age of 50, they tend to get lots of cats.

This phenomenon is known as many paws

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Studies show that atheists are more likely to own cats than Christians.

Because owning Christians isn’t legal, obviously.

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Why are cats better than babies?

When you are done holding a cat you can just drop them.

Well, now we know what Mexico’s National Palace smells like.

Mexican taco stand as opposed to an American taco stand, I guess

So does that means those cats have been spayed or neutered?

Michelin Star? For using shredded tires in their recipes???

Mierda!

ka-guacamole

I’ve NEVER eaten avocado.

A Michelin Star is very hard to get and given out under the strictest of standards. I’d love to check that place out.