What do libertarians and house cats have in common?
They both act like they are independent and self sufficient but in reality are utterly dependent on a system they can neither appreciate nor understand.
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When single ladies get to the age of 50, they tend to get lots of cats.
This phenomenon is known as many paws
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Studies show that atheists are more likely to own cats than Christians.
Because owning Christians isn’t legal, obviously.
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Why are cats better than babies?
When you are done holding a cat you can just drop them.
Bilan about 2 months ago
Two Mexico city factoids and one Dallas. Almost, but not quite. (but at least it’s a Latin market)
The Duke about 2 months ago
Now it would be unbelievable if the Latin Market sold all those avocados on display in a single day.
pearlsbs about 2 months ago
As is usual for avocados for sale in a market, all of them were either too hard or too soft. None of them were just right.
Pickled Pete about 2 months ago
Purrrgatory
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What do libertarians and house cats have in common?
They both act like they are independent and self sufficient but in reality are utterly dependent on a system they can neither appreciate nor understand.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
When single ladies get to the age of 50, they tend to get lots of cats.
This phenomenon is known as many paws
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Studies show that atheists are more likely to own cats than Christians.
Because owning Christians isn’t legal, obviously.
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Why are cats better than babies?
When you are done holding a cat you can just drop them.
waknoch about 2 months ago
Well, now we know what Mexico’s National Palace smells like.
mindjob about 2 months ago
Mexican taco stand as opposed to an American taco stand, I guess
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 2 months ago
So does that means those cats have been spayed or neutered?
paranormal about 2 months ago
Michelin Star? For using shredded tires in their recipes???
Angry Indeed Premium Member about 2 months ago
Mierda!
oakie817 about 2 months ago
ka-guacamole
Bongo1 about 2 months ago
I’ve NEVER eaten avocado.
6turtle9 about 2 months ago
A Michelin Star is very hard to get and given out under the strictest of standards. I’d love to check that place out.