The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 11, 2024

“Jokes on them, I heard what they were saying about its weak spot in the exhaust vent.”

I guess this means there won’t be the Sithies with the Summer of Love.

But the Love Star has rings!

Fashioned after Saturn’s moon Mimas…

But “Love Star” went on to be a very popular 70’s TV show!

Republicon/magats as Sith? I can see it.

Ain’t no way I’m going to get this one? Must be some kind of generational thing?

I didn’t know that death stars wore briefs!

I wonder if Dark Helmet is a phallic symbol?

Some years back I ran across a graphic meme that purported to be the Alderaan weather forecast for the coming week:

 • Monday 68°

 • Tuesday 73°

 • Wednesday 15,000°

 • Thursday

 • Friday

Wow, what a different movie THAT would have made!

It was only after the Death Star was built that the emperor decided he should have bigger ambitions than a funeral home.

Chorus Can’t? Can’t what? Hit a high C?

Solar Stormy Daniels burned our Fearles Fool Leader where it hurts.

Galactic version of Star Search, but where is Ed McMahon?

And wait until those people from Alderaan find out what the consolation prize is.

Another win for UX design with a kick :)

That’s no moon. But this is.

I always thought that planet was called Croissant, in the Boulanger star system.