The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 18, 2024

Wrong kind.

Maybe those who like burnt toast!

Actually not a bad idea. I sometimes have toast come flying out and landing on the counter.

It’s a much more economical solution to a fire hazard than say, A BYD sedan.

I’m sure mine left town as part of the old Berkeley Systems Flying Toaster screensaver.

There’s a number of cats on You Tube I’ve seen that would probably like to have one

Captain Video and his ‘Video Toaster.’

Suddenly all my popup ads have headaches!

Is this the one where they turn a toaster into a flame thrower with a strawberry pop tart?

Stan was apparently born well after his time.

They were 3 for 1 during Amazon Prime days.

If my father was alive, today, he’d probably trying to find the “cookies”. I don’t see any telltale crumbs!

Some inventions are toast from the beginning…..

Mmm, Spam on toast…

The way pop ups work is you get another toaster that pops up another toaster and so on and…

Dang those internet-connected kitchen appliances.

If you place it above your laptop, will it stop those pop-ups?

Don’t do that … it’s anti Capitalist Corporate America and our Trickle-Down Economy. For example, we invent a weapon and they invent an anti-weapon, buzzword ‘countermeasure.’ And everyone has a job.

Cats the world over would be thankful.

stan must’ve been toasted when he came up with that brainstorm…

But, yes — I’d especially want a purple one….