Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 12, 2024

If you hate yourself, you can make amends by being a hypocrite.

I’m going to make a terrible comment right now, because I hate myself.

Is this how frenemies are made

Say something political on the internet, and you’ll crushed with hateful enemies.

Become a social influencer and lots of “friends”!

LSH is very shy!

Try to find a less stupid enemy.

Someone with a lot of friends is likely to have a few enemies. We don’t know if LSH has friends other than Phoebe, Marigold and maybe Dakota.

As Yakko Warner might say, “Our new friend!”

Tell him how terrific he is. That’ll get him ticked off.

Just express even the most mildest of political opinions these days, and then you’ll have plenty of enemies :-/

What does the BUSH think of milord?

Phoebe’s gotten a little grumpy lately. Hope she’s not coming down with something.