Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for July 05, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  5 months ago

    Impossible.

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    sandpiper  5 months ago

    a short circuitlocution [purposely misspelled]]

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    Ray Helvy Premium Member 5 months ago

    Not his laws. Of that, you can be sure. His laws protect him. On a side note, ignorant ≠ innocent

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    Calvinist1966  5 months ago

    “Don’t get smart with me.” That would mean KAOS.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 5 months ago

    Laws were meant to keep lawyers in business. It’s their bread and butter!

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    mfrasca  5 months ago

    “For my friends, everything. For my enemies, the law.”

    —Cicero

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    mfrasca  5 months ago

    “Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.”

    —Frank Wilhoit

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    mistercatworks  5 months ago

    I thought the expression was “Ignorance is 9/10ths of the law”.

    Maybe not. :)

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    brklnbern  5 months ago

    Aha. An ignorant smarty.

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