Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 24, 2024

In big city stores it’s no-charge if you steal it.

Can we have your liver? Now?

That 50% off thing is tempting but I think I still need to use most of my organs myself for a while yet.

Good Deal!

You can take my piano, but you can’t have my organ.

I thought paying an arm and a leg was bad,

Beats the offer I got in China

Guess I won’t get the waistcoat, then.

After getting home she found out it was counterfeit. But it evened out as that wasn’t really her kidney.

No guts, no glory.

100% off, if you don’t buy it.

Is that before or after I’m finished using them.

You can have my gall bladder, tonsils, and appendix. Nothing else!

That 10% for your “Data”, is also known as a Credit Card application.

50% off of what? My weight?