Where Mommy Gets Her Mommy Juice
I work in a wine shop. I see a woman walk in with her child. The child looks up from her iPad, sees the store, and her eyes go wide:
Child: “Oh nooooo, not here again…”
Spider Robinson posited the existence of the Guardian Idiot. He may have something there.
Actually, quite often. With bells and fanfare!
According to my wife, I have no inner child: it’s all on the surface.
I never had a second childhood. I never got out of my first.
My inner child still likes sweets at 78 next month. So I never deny the old boy.
Don’t we all.
Now and again, every day.
Some inner idiots have to be shoved back in the closet…
An adult who surfaces when aunty is sober. Once a month or so. Hardy Har Har.
“Every now and again”? ☺
No comment.
She blames all her bad behavior on her inner adult.
It takes a village to raise an idiot.
Aunty, your inner idiot surfaced long ago and never went away.
I’m lucky! I have both. Sometimes they fight with each other when they want to be out and in charge. The child was out on Thursday. I had to keep her in check because I was out in public.
Down…..boy……down!!!!!
Yakety Sax about 1 month ago
Where Mommy Gets Her Mommy Juice
I work in a wine shop. I see a woman walk in with her child. The child looks up from her iPad, sees the store, and her eyes go wide:
Child: “Oh nooooo, not here again…”
FreyjaRN Premium Member about 1 month ago
Spider Robinson posited the existence of the Guardian Idiot. He may have something there.
Farside99 about 1 month ago
Actually, quite often. With bells and fanfare!
dflak about 1 month ago
According to my wife, I have no inner child: it’s all on the surface.
I never had a second childhood. I never got out of my first.
kendavis09 about 1 month ago
My inner child still likes sweets at 78 next month. So I never deny the old boy.
jmworacle about 1 month ago
Don’t we all.
The Reader Premium Member about 1 month ago
Now and again, every day.
old_geek about 1 month ago
Some inner idiots have to be shoved back in the closet…
CorkLock about 1 month ago
An adult who surfaces when aunty is sober. Once a month or so. Hardy Har Har.
ChessPirate about 1 month ago
“Every now and again”? ☺
kathleenhicks62 about 1 month ago
No comment.
cuzinron47 about 1 month ago
She blames all her bad behavior on her inner adult.
cactusbob333 about 1 month ago
It takes a village to raise an idiot.
Daltongang Premium Member about 1 month ago
Aunty, your inner idiot surfaced long ago and never went away.
crazeekatlady about 1 month ago
I’m lucky! I have both. Sometimes they fight with each other when they want to be out and in charge. The child was out on Thursday. I had to keep her in check because I was out in public.
rockyridge1977 about 1 month ago
Down…..boy……down!!!!!