The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for July 23, 2024

Reason #6 why you don’t let you dog lick your face! Eew! Yuck!

“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.” Sir Bernard Arthur Owen Williams

Not to mentions he just dreenked from toilet before that.

Yep. We know where that mouth has been. Great belly laugh this morning! Thanks!

The real reason he is licking your mouth is to get you to toss up your last me so he can eat it.

Ah yes, just one more thing to admire about dogs, they are honest.

Any animal that can lick it’s own butt will not kiss me.

Me and my pup keep my immune system well-tuned.

When her vet told me not to let my puppy lick me while I held her for her shots, I changed Vets.

When Lister in “Red Dwarf” was marooned, he saved the tinned dog food for last. When he finally ate some, he said, “Now I know why dogs lick their balls, it’s to get rid of the taste!”

Ouch. The truth hurts!