Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for July 20, 2024

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    pearlsbs  5 months ago

    A tiny joke.

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    HarryLime  5 months ago

    Did Robert Frost write this?

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    The Orange Mailman  5 months ago

    Why are we required to fork things over but never fork things under? And why do we dish things out but never dish things in? This is the right group for this question.

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    P51Strega  5 months ago

    “Long tine no see.”

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    Steverino Premium Member 5 months ago

    Fork you.

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    wirepunchr  5 months ago

    I can see all 4 of his points.

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    cdward  5 months ago

    About a half hour from our home there is a road with a fork. And right in that fork, there is a 15 foot tall sculpture of a fork.

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    ChessPirate  5 months ago

    What?! Nobody took you? ☺

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    ChessPirate  5 months ago

    The “Fork in the Road Cafe” had to close down. Somebody kept taking it…

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    timinwsac Premium Member 5 months ago

    The fork in the road? Is that before or after the Slauson cutoff?

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    curtlyon19  5 months ago

    excellent

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    Howard'sMyHero  5 months ago

    Can’t remember if it was Johnny Carson in one of his “Art Fern bits, or Yogi Berra telling someone how to get to his house who first said “When you come to the fork in the road, take it”…⁉️

    ( I think it was Yogi )

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    KEA  5 months ago

    he came to the bar because he saw a bear and a frog driving a Studebaker

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    CleverHans Premium Member 5 months ago

    From all the conversations the bar patrons have with inanimate objects, I suspect this bar does a brisk business in magic mushrooms…

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    oakie817  5 months ago

    no one took you?

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