Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for July 15, 2024

The first villain monologue is always the one you remember the longest. Because it is usually the longest. Later on, you learn to shut them down before they get too far into their speech.

Hope she has a whole a musical number too.

When nerds get captured, they just have fun lol

You’re totally mad! What would posses you to do something so vile?

Oh this is a good thread. Move over Dan Thompson; your villains aren’t the only ones who can monologue. Now all we need is for Hannah to make with the evil, maniacal laughter. Now it’s left up to Kevin and Hannah’s brother to save the world!

Is it ever going to end?

Monologuing, hmmm? That is a classic endearing villain quirk.

What? No, “Mu-ah-haha!”

did they get the blue paint off the car ???

Thanks to Tauhid for sparing us the evil cackles.

Long villain monologues give the victim time to plot and execute his escape.

Yes, keep monologuing so Kevin can think of a way to stop you.

Great 3rd panel!

Boy is she gonna be crushed being foiled by a mental giant like Kevin.

I’m in doubt of the fortitude of the zombie army seeing as Krystal used Miles as her plaything.

Monologue aside, I just found my new name for the next game I play. Tryna Listen

Lucius: So now I’m in deep trouble. I mean, one more jolt of this death ray and I’m an epitaph. Somehow I manage to find cover and what does Baron von Ruthless do?

Bob: He starts monologuing.

Lucius: He starts monologuing! He starts like, this prepared speech about how feeble I am compared to him, how inevitable my defeat is, how the world will soon be his, yadda yadda yadda.

Bob: Yammering.

Lucius: Yammering! I mean, the guy has me on a platter and he won’t shut up!

The Incredibles (2004)

Lol