Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 23, 2024

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  4 months ago

    kind of a letdown

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    MichaelAxelFleming  4 months ago

    How deflating.

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    HOTLOTUS1  4 months ago

    ooh, can you make me a dead giraffe

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    Steverino Premium Member 4 months ago

    That career fell flat.

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    Ratkin Premium Member 4 months ago

    Tank’s for nothing.

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    jango  4 months ago

    Looks like the kid needs a WAAAmbulance.

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    ladykat  4 months ago

    I think you need a different career.

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    Less Monday... More Friday  4 months ago

    Unattainable lofty goals.

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    tudza Premium Member 4 months ago

    I do trim my nails before events.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  4 months ago

    He might have more success as a porch pirate.

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    MissyTiger  4 months ago

    He can do animal you want, so long as it’s a snake, slug, worm, or caterpillar.

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