FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for September 20, 2024

When I was first dating my wife, we had an evening when we were sitting and watching TV. She was in front of me and I was massaging her shoulders and saying sweet nothings into her ears. Suddenly, she turned to me and said “You’re a regular Don Juan, aren’t you?”. Without hesitating, I told her in my best Don Juan accent “ You know, the women call me Don Juan numero two. You know why they call me Don Juan numero two? Because every time I see a beautiful woman, I say ‘Hey babe, you want to make love?’ and they always reply, ‘No thanks, I Don Juan to’. She laughed, and in 2 weeks we’ll be celebrating 40 years of marriage.

Go away, Jason, and take Quincy with you.

Reminds me of the famous quote by Kermit The Frog:

Time’s fun when you’re having flies.

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana

Why doesn’t anyone want to play along for even a little while here? The absurdity of the situation is just delightful!

Quincy’s wondering how many mealworms he’s gonna get for putting up with this…

I absolutely love Jason. He’s not of this world sometimes.

The boy just won’t quit.

This is what happen when you don’t punish your kid!