Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 27, 2024

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    KingFrédéricClarke(TheOriginalOrigninaluser)  5 months ago

    They are going to need Vinegar and Bleach to clean up that mess, when they fly off

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    Fish_  5 months ago

    This was one of the most boring comic arcs I’ve ever read tbh

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    Clarence  5 months ago

    “We’ll Be Right Back”

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    Demma Raducanu (The Gocomics 4)   5 months ago

    This better not go to next week.

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    Spacehog  5 months ago

    Rest in peace Daphne

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    codycab  5 months ago

    Beware momma seagull!

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    doctorwho29  5 months ago

    Well, Nate’s hair does look like a nest lol

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    rasputin's horoscope  5 months ago

    Better a gull than a hawk.

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    ND Cool Z  5 months ago

    “Hey, that’s my boy! He’s MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!”

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    COWBEE  5 months ago

    Bird ark lol

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    Black76Manta  5 months ago

    Disaster is approaching, typical in Nate’s life!

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    win.45mag  5 months ago

    HaHa ! Hair gel in stereo.

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    win.45mag  5 months ago

    I wonder if Nate ever calls Daphne, Freckle Face.

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    dvankama  5 months ago

    It would be funny if that seagull sat on Daphne’ hair. WHO’S LAUGHING NOW DAPHNE

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    Mono_Matt_36  5 months ago

    and that concludes this week.

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    Paige Fox (nice version)  5 months ago

    I mean maybe gull poo would be the one ‘product’ to tame his hair! Wouldn’t that be interesting!

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    Paige Fox (nice version)  5 months ago

    Maybe the Mama is reminding her son to stop producing a sales pitch for his ‘invention’ for hair products for humans by birds XD

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    orbenjawell Premium Member 5 months ago

    ….a matching pair…..how quaint……

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    kastkomodo  5 months ago

    What do you think would be a funny ark? I think that Nate trying to get a Femme Fatality video game and then it turns out it sucks, would be kinda funny, but I don’t think it’s the best idea.

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    Goat from PBS  5 months ago

    Oh jeez… At this point, you run. Run for the hills!

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    Mr Sporkle  5 months ago

    This is actually kind of funny (In my opinion)

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    Martin Booda  5 months ago

    Daphne’s doing a good Tippi Hedren impersonation.

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    raybarb44  5 months ago

    AND she is one angry mama bird…..

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 5 months ago

    I hope this story continues on Monday, just to see Nate and Daphne each have a seagull on their heads. Now, that would be a great photo.

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    ElwoodP  5 months ago

    What would Tippi Hedren do?

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    zaid  5 months ago

    Yikes

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    Avengers: Infinity War   5 months ago

    Poor nate

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    Psst, I see dead people

    (Mustard on the beat, ho)

    Ayy, Mustard on the beat, ho

    Deebo, any rap ninja, he a free throw

    Man down, call an amberlamps, tell him, “Breathe, bro”

    Nail a ninja to the cross, he walk around like Teezo

    What’s up with these jabroni-@ss ninjas tryna see Compton?

    The industry can hate me, fck ’em all and they mama

    How many opps you really got? I mean, it’s too many options

    I’m finna pass on this body, I’m John Stockton

    Beat your @ss and hide the Bible if God watchin’

    Sometimes you gotta pop out and show ninjas

    Certified boogeyman, I’m the one that up the score with ’em

    Walk him down, whole time I know he got some ho in him

    Pole on him, extort sh!t, bully, Death Row on him

    Say, Drake, I hear you like ’em young

    You better not ever go to cell block one

    To any b!tch that talk to him and they in love

    Just make sure you hide your lil’ sister from him

    They tell me Chubbs the only one that get your hand-me-downs

    And PARTY at the party, playin’ with his nose now

    And Baka got a weird case, why is he around?

    Certified Lover Boy? Certified pedophiles

    Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, Dot, fck ’em up

    Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, I’ma do my stuff

    Why you trollin’ like a b!tch? Ain’t you tired?

    Tryna strike a chord and it’s probably A-Minooooooor

    They not like us, they not like us, they not like us

    They not like us, they not like us, they not like us

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    aaronacademy2012  5 months ago

    BIRD

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    BiggerNate91  5 months ago

    Nothing really happened during this week, but I still found it kinda cute. Maybe it’s because Daphne was here.

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    MADMAX789  5 months ago

    This might continue to next week

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    GigaBytez(Formerly F. Butthurst)  5 months ago

    dang seagulls

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    Gina “Goldie” Hemphill-Toms  5 months ago

    Reply if you’re a troll

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    Loguana  5 months ago

    ce upon a time there was a lovelyprincess. But she had anenchantment upon her of a fearfulsort which could only be broken bylove’s first kiss. She was lockedaway in a castle guarded by aterrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted tofree her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited inthe dragon’s keep in the highestroom of the tallest tower for hertrue love and true love’s firstkiss. (laughs) Like that’s evergonna happen. What a load of – (toilet flush)Allstar – by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about hisday. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together togo after the ogre.NIGHT – NEAR SHREK’S HOMEMAN1Think it’s in there?MAN2All right. Let’s get it!MAN1Whoa. Hold on. Do youAll right. Let’s get it!MAN1Whoa. Hold on. Do you know whatthat thing can do to you?MAN3Yeah, it’ll grind your bones forit’s bread.Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs.SHREKYes, well, actually, that would bea giant. Now, ogres, oh they’remuch worse. They’ll make a suitfrom your freshly peeled skin.MENNo!SHREKThey’ll shave your liver. Squeezethe jelly from your eyes! Actually, it’s quite good on toast.Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!(waves the torch atShrek.)Shrek calmly licks his fingers andextinguishes the torch. The menshrink back away from him. Shrekroars very loudly and long and hisbreath extinguishes all theremaining torches until the men arein the dark.SHREKThis is the part where you runaway.(The men scramble to getaway. He laughs.)And stay out! (looks down and picksup a piece of paper. Reads.) “Wanted. Fairy tale creatures.”(Hesighs and throws the paper over hisshoulder.)THE NEXT DAYThere is a line of fairy tale creatures. The head of theguard sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairytale creatures to him. There are cages all around. Some ofthe people in line are Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbellin a cage, Gipetto who’s carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer

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    Nokturnal  5 months ago

    Poll: Do you hate trolls? Put your reasoning bellow

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    Nokturnal  5 months ago

    Thank you ilcad and soti for paving my path. Pave my driveway next

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    silly billy :3  5 months ago

    well, it looks like magpies aren’t the only bird that swoop!

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    School_picture_guy_real  5 months ago

    I really like the haunted house arc. Thoughts anyone??

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    Strawberry King  5 months ago

    Incoming!

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    School_picture_guy_real  5 months ago

    And, does anyone remember where Teddy accidentally destroys his and Nate’s school project paper or something like that?? Was that in the series books or in a comic arc??

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    Nokturnal  5 months ago

    I’m going to draw out ash from hiding chat. Along with Ilcad, Shin, Brutus and Squirrel

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    STUFF ENJOYER  5 months ago

    Big Nate Episode II: Attack of the Seagulls

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