What do you think would be a funny ark? I think that Nate trying to get a Femme Fatality video game and then it turns out it sucks, would be kinda funny, but I don’t think it’s the best idea.
ce upon a time there was a lovelyprincess. But she had anenchantment upon her of a fearfulsort which could only be broken bylove’s first kiss. She was lockedaway in a castle guarded by aterrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted tofree her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited inthe dragon’s keep in the highestroom of the tallest tower for hertrue love and true love’s firstkiss. (laughs) Like that’s evergonna happen. What a load of – (toilet flush)Allstar – by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about hisday. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together togo after the ogre.NIGHT – NEAR SHREK’S HOMEMAN1Think it’s in there?MAN2All right. Let’s get it!MAN1Whoa. Hold on. Do youAll right. Let’s get it!MAN1Whoa. Hold on. Do you know whatthat thing can do to you?MAN3Yeah, it’ll grind your bones forit’s bread.Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs.SHREKYes, well, actually, that would bea giant. Now, ogres, oh they’remuch worse. They’ll make a suitfrom your freshly peeled skin.MENNo!SHREKThey’ll shave your liver. Squeezethe jelly from your eyes! Actually, it’s quite good on toast.Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!(waves the torch atShrek.)Shrek calmly licks his fingers andextinguishes the torch. The menshrink back away from him. Shrekroars very loudly and long and hisbreath extinguishes all theremaining torches until the men arein the dark.SHREKThis is the part where you runaway.(The men scramble to getaway. He laughs.)And stay out! (looks down and picksup a piece of paper. Reads.) “Wanted. Fairy tale creatures.”(Hesighs and throws the paper over hisshoulder.)THE NEXT DAYThere is a line of fairy tale creatures. The head of theguard sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairytale creatures to him. There are cages all around. Some ofthe people in line are Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbellin a cage, Gipetto who’s carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer
And, does anyone remember where Teddy accidentally destroys his and Nate’s school project paper or something like that?? Was that in the series books or in a comic arc??
KingFrédéricClarke(TheOriginalOrigninaluser) 4 months ago
They are going to need Vinegar and Bleach to clean up that mess, when they fly off
Fish_ 4 months ago
This was one of the most boring comic arcs I’ve ever read tbh
Clarence 4 months ago
“We’ll Be Right Back”
Demma Raducanu (The Gocomics 4) 4 months ago
This better not go to next week.
Spacehog 4 months ago
Rest in peace Daphne
codycab 4 months ago
Beware momma seagull!
doctorwho29 4 months ago
Well, Nate’s hair does look like a nest lol
rasputin's horoscope 4 months ago
Better a gull than a hawk.
ND Cool Z 4 months ago
“Hey, that’s my boy! He’s MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!”
COWBEE 4 months ago
Bird ark lol
Black76Manta 4 months ago
Disaster is approaching, typical in Nate’s life!
win.45mag 4 months ago
HaHa ! Hair gel in stereo.
win.45mag 4 months ago
I wonder if Nate ever calls Daphne, Freckle Face.
dvankama 4 months ago
It would be funny if that seagull sat on Daphne’ hair. WHO’S LAUGHING NOW DAPHNE
Mono_Matt_36 4 months ago
and that concludes this week.
Paige Fox (nice version) 4 months ago
I mean maybe gull poo would be the one ‘product’ to tame his hair! Wouldn’t that be interesting!
Paige Fox (nice version) 4 months ago
Maybe the Mama is reminding her son to stop producing a sales pitch for his ‘invention’ for hair products for humans by birds XD
orbenjawell Premium Member 4 months ago
….a matching pair…..how quaint……
kastkomodo 4 months ago
What do you think would be a funny ark? I think that Nate trying to get a Femme Fatality video game and then it turns out it sucks, would be kinda funny, but I don’t think it’s the best idea.
Goat from PBS 4 months ago
Oh jeez… At this point, you run. Run for the hills!
Mr Sporkle 4 months ago
This is actually kind of funny (In my opinion)
Martin Booda 4 months ago
Daphne’s doing a good Tippi Hedren impersonation.
raybarb44 4 months ago
AND she is one angry mama bird…..
Aladar30 Premium Member 4 months ago
I hope this story continues on Monday, just to see Nate and Daphne each have a seagull on their heads. Now, that would be a great photo.
ElwoodP 4 months ago
What would Tippi Hedren do?
zaid 4 months ago
Yikes
Captain America: The Winter Soldier 4 months ago
Poor nate
S̶͇͝ḧ̵̢́r̶̄͜e̵͍͊k̴̡̉ ̵̻̑L̶͙̐à̵̖m̸̲͝ạ̶̈́r̸̤͌ 4 months ago
Psst, I see dead people
(Mustard on the beat, ho)
Ayy, Mustard on the beat, ho
Deebo, any rap ninja, he a free throw
Man down, call an amberlamps, tell him, “Breathe, bro”
Nail a ninja to the cross, he walk around like Teezo
What’s up with these jabroni-@ss ninjas tryna see Compton?
The industry can hate me, fck ’em all and they mama
How many opps you really got? I mean, it’s too many options
I’m finna pass on this body, I’m John Stockton
Beat your @ss and hide the Bible if God watchin’
Sometimes you gotta pop out and show ninjas
Certified boogeyman, I’m the one that up the score with ’em
Walk him down, whole time I know he got some ho in him
Pole on him, extort sh!t, bully, Death Row on him
Say, Drake, I hear you like ’em young
You better not ever go to cell block one
To any b!tch that talk to him and they in love
Just make sure you hide your lil’ sister from him
They tell me Chubbs the only one that get your hand-me-downs
And PARTY at the party, playin’ with his nose now
And Baka got a weird case, why is he around?
Certified Lover Boy? Certified pedophiles
Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, Dot, fck ’em up
Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop, I’ma do my stuff
Why you trollin’ like a b!tch? Ain’t you tired?
Tryna strike a chord and it’s probably A-Minooooooor
They not like us, they not like us, they not like us
They not like us, they not like us, they not like us
aaronacademy2012 4 months ago
BIRD
BiggerNate91 4 months ago
Nothing really happened during this week, but I still found it kinda cute. Maybe it’s because Daphne was here.
MADMAX789 4 months ago
This might continue to next week
GigaBytez(Formerly F. Butthurst) 4 months ago
dang seagulls
Gina “Goldie” Hemphill-Toms 4 months ago
Reply if you’re a troll
Loguana 4 months ago
ce upon a time there was a lovelyprincess. But she had anenchantment upon her of a fearfulsort which could only be broken bylove’s first kiss. She was lockedaway in a castle guarded by aterrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted tofree her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited inthe dragon’s keep in the highestroom of the tallest tower for hertrue love and true love’s firstkiss. (laughs) Like that’s evergonna happen. What a load of – (toilet flush)Allstar – by Smashmouth begins to play. Shrek goes about hisday. While in a nearby town, the villagers get together togo after the ogre.NIGHT – NEAR SHREK’S HOMEMAN1Think it’s in there?MAN2All right. Let’s get it!MAN1Whoa. Hold on. Do youAll right. Let’s get it!MAN1Whoa. Hold on. Do you know whatthat thing can do to you?MAN3Yeah, it’ll grind your bones forit’s bread.Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs.SHREKYes, well, actually, that would bea giant. Now, ogres, oh they’remuch worse. They’ll make a suitfrom your freshly peeled skin.MENNo!SHREKThey’ll shave your liver. Squeezethe jelly from your eyes! Actually, it’s quite good on toast.Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!(waves the torch atShrek.)Shrek calmly licks his fingers andextinguishes the torch. The menshrink back away from him. Shrekroars very loudly and long and hisbreath extinguishes all theremaining torches until the men arein the dark.SHREKThis is the part where you runaway.(The men scramble to getaway. He laughs.)And stay out! (looks down and picksup a piece of paper. Reads.) “Wanted. Fairy tale creatures.”(Hesighs and throws the paper over hisshoulder.)THE NEXT DAYThere is a line of fairy tale creatures. The head of theguard sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairytale creatures to him. There are cages all around. Some ofthe people in line are Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbellin a cage, Gipetto who’s carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer
Nokturnal 4 months ago
Poll: Do you hate trolls? Put your reasoning bellow
Nokturnal 4 months ago
Thank you ilcad and soti for paving my path. Pave my driveway next
silly billy :3 4 months ago
well, it looks like magpies aren’t the only bird that swoop!
School_picture_guy_real 4 months ago
I really like the haunted house arc. Thoughts anyone??
Strawberry King 4 months ago
Incoming!
School_picture_guy_real 4 months ago
And, does anyone remember where Teddy accidentally destroys his and Nate’s school project paper or something like that?? Was that in the series books or in a comic arc??
Nokturnal 4 months ago
I’m going to draw out ash from hiding chat. Along with Ilcad, Shin, Brutus and Squirrel
STUFF ENJOYER 3 months ago
Big Nate Episode II: Attack of the Seagulls