Monty by Jim Meddick for July 27, 2024

As the pirates used to say, “Beat to quarters”

Not what they meant by “Drawn and quartered,”

Your geolocation data says you were somewhere else last Tuesday.

Is Monty wearing orthopedic shoes?

Also, last Monday I lost that Morgan silver dollar you got there …

“Tell me the year, and which city these quarters were minted in.”

I don’t see Monty putting up much of a fight…..take the quarters and the metal detector.

Next he will try to sell Monty a bridge.

oh, okay… you can have them back then… into your nose. :P

Wimpy? Is that you? (Wimpy always pays his debts on Tuesday…)

Hit him with the shovel, Monty.

He’s a bigger schnook than Monty! :)

Why do the coins have a moose on them ?

Boy, this “robber” sure must be hard up to falsely claim a whopping 50 cents.

Don’t I remember you from high school shop class?