Bear repellant
It’s not garlic breath the wildlife is picking up on- it’s garlic sweat!
Did you hear the one about the garlic that got lost in the onion patch?
It didn’t have a clove to call its own.
Why did the garlic cross the road?
To get to the stinky side.
Garlic is like a superfood – it makes everything taste better and keeps the vampires away!
Why do farmers love growing garlic?
They get to see their crops “develop a little seasoning”.
When life gives you garlic, make garlic bread! (Or pizza, or butter, or roasted garlic dip…)
The only downside to growing garlic is that your hands will smell like it for days.
But hey, at least you’ll be well-seasoned!
Why did the garlic go to the doctor?
It wasn’t peeling well.
What happens when a garlic kisses a frog?
It turns into a prince of seasons!
Rose and Jimbo have been in the special pickles again.
Rose and Jimbo are downright rude.
Garlic Vampire Deer Repellent
Every animal and supernatural creature in a five mile area now leaving…
garlic breath was topical back in the 1980s, I don’t know why it’s still a running gag in this comic in 2024
Meemaw’s garlic dill pickles strike again. It doesn’t just affect your breath. The sulfur compounds that makes garlic so garlicky gets into your bloodstream and and sweated out. Make sure your partner shares your love of alliums.
j_m_kuehl about 2 months ago
Bear repellant
rasputin's horoscope about 2 months ago
It’s not garlic breath the wildlife is picking up on- it’s garlic sweat!
littlejohn Premium Member about 2 months ago
Did you hear the one about the garlic that got lost in the onion patch?
It didn’t have a clove to call its own.
littlejohn Premium Member about 2 months ago
Why did the garlic cross the road?
To get to the stinky side.
littlejohn Premium Member about 2 months ago
Garlic is like a superfood – it makes everything taste better and keeps the vampires away!
littlejohn Premium Member about 2 months ago
Why do farmers love growing garlic?
They get to see their crops “develop a little seasoning”.
littlejohn Premium Member about 2 months ago
When life gives you garlic, make garlic bread! (Or pizza, or butter, or roasted garlic dip…)
littlejohn Premium Member about 2 months ago
The only downside to growing garlic is that your hands will smell like it for days.
But hey, at least you’ll be well-seasoned!
littlejohn Premium Member about 2 months ago
Why did the garlic go to the doctor?
It wasn’t peeling well.
littlejohn Premium Member about 2 months ago
What happens when a garlic kisses a frog?
It turns into a prince of seasons!
ladykat about 2 months ago
Rose and Jimbo have been in the special pickles again.
Whatever happened to common sense? about 2 months ago
Rose and Jimbo are downright rude.
Doug K about 2 months ago
Garlic Vampire Deer Repellent
M.K.Staffeld about 2 months ago
Every animal and supernatural creature in a five mile area now leaving…
moondog42 Premium Member about 2 months ago
garlic breath was topical back in the 1980s, I don’t know why it’s still a running gag in this comic in 2024
eddi-TBH about 2 months ago
Meemaw’s garlic dill pickles strike again. It doesn’t just affect your breath. The sulfur compounds that makes garlic so garlicky gets into your bloodstream and and sweated out. Make sure your partner shares your love of alliums.