Cop: Did you see that sign? Me: I was just on my way to see my eye doctor.
Why update your license plate today when your license plate can always get updated tomorrow. Procrastination will endure.
Frank would be on this also.
are these your drugs. no sir, i just found them. or did you kill that person…… no
Quick thinking!
Sometimes cops will stop some lowlife regular with an expired registration or broken tail light but then not ticket him. They want to have a legal reason to stop them again if need be, such as when they’re suspected in a burglary or robbery.
Yes, there are glazed donuts in the trunk.
I’d give him a police escort to the DMV and make sure he’s stuck there for several hours
Woo! Another coincidence. The municipal court is right on the way.
“What do ya say we call the whole thing off? There’s a donut in it for ya.”
Well you’ve gone considerably past your grace period.
“I guess you’ll just have to impound my license plate then. I’ll take the car in for a new one.”
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sirbadger about 2 months ago
Cop: Did you see that sign? Me: I was just on my way to see my eye doctor.
Sun about 2 months ago
Why update your license plate today when your license plate can always get updated tomorrow. Procrastination will endure.
bobpickett1 about 2 months ago
Frank would be on this also.
HOTLOTUS1 about 2 months ago
are these your drugs. no sir, i just found them. or did you kill that person…… no
bloodykate about 2 months ago
Quick thinking!
Ratkin Premium Member about 2 months ago
Sometimes cops will stop some lowlife regular with an expired registration or broken tail light but then not ticket him. They want to have a legal reason to stop them again if need be, such as when they’re suspected in a burglary or robbery.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 2 months ago
Yes, there are glazed donuts in the trunk.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member about 2 months ago
I’d give him a police escort to the DMV and make sure he’s stuck there for several hours
MeGoNow Premium Member about 2 months ago
Woo! Another coincidence. The municipal court is right on the way.
Strawberry King about 2 months ago
“What do ya say we call the whole thing off? There’s a donut in it for ya.”
cuzinron47 about 2 months ago
Well you’ve gone considerably past your grace period.
eb110americana about 2 months ago
“I guess you’ll just have to impound my license plate then. I’ll take the car in for a new one.”