Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for July 23, 2024

I have never been able to whistle

It’s a bust as a babe magnet.

I had a kid whistle. I whistled 2 times and my kids came running. If they didn’t hear it, they were too far from home and in trouble.

In NYC, it means “TAXI!”

That’s a good skill to have, kid. Keep practicing. You can blow up balloons.

I thought a dog whistle was something you put in your mouth and blew on.

Is a dog whistle the politically correct version of a wolf whistle.

Wolf whistle is much easier.

Yeah, nothing like someone ‘dog whistling’ right next to your super sensitive ears (>_<)

But a real dog whistle is silent to human ears…