Yeah, I’ve used one of those two-person saws. Can you fell a tree with it? Absolutely. As fast as with a chainsaw? You’re joking, aren’t you, Walt? Why do you think people buy chainsaws?
“It was always better back in MY day”, Walr implied. Yeah, well. I know someone who is close to a century old. He is convinced that the automatic transmission he helped desgin for one of the Big Three auto manufacturers in the early 1950s is better than anything out there today. Of course he might have a point……
This sounds like me when I see someone working with a power tool. “Cordless impact driver, huh? I have a drawer full of Snap On screwdrivers. I remember taking taillights out of cars to install trailer wiring, they used a Pozidriv #2 bit, that looks like a Phillips, but it isn’t…” as their eyes glazed over. Then I tell them the important part was that I had an onion tied to my belt…
How did Walt get somebody that speaks English? We had our house painted by guys from Lithuania. Our roof was cleaned by some boys from Brazil. Our neighbors use gardeners from Mexico. The company owners may or may not be immigrants but the guys doing the work often have limited English skills.
GaryCooper about 2 months ago
Yeah, I’ve used one of those two-person saws. Can you fell a tree with it? Absolutely. As fast as with a chainsaw? You’re joking, aren’t you, Walt? Why do you think people buy chainsaws?
iggyman about 2 months ago
He bought a chain saw, took it back saying it was no good, the store owner said let me see and started it, Walt said “What’s that noise”!
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray about 2 months ago
Just like with fishing eh, Walt. The tale gets bigger with each telling.
BlitzMcD about 2 months ago
“It was always better back in MY day”, Walr implied. Yeah, well. I know someone who is close to a century old. He is convinced that the automatic transmission he helped desgin for one of the Big Three auto manufacturers in the early 1950s is better than anything out there today. Of course he might have a point……
snsurone76 about 2 months ago
Next, the men will gather before Frank Nelson, threatening to quit unless he can make that old dinosaur fossil stop bothering them!
Billavi Premium Member about 2 months ago
If he keeps distracting the workers, the bill is going back up to $8000. Time is money, Walt
Darryl Heine about 2 months ago
I hope the person with the chainsaw doesn’t become a Texas Chainsaw Massacre person.
SofaKing about 2 months ago
This sounds like me when I see someone working with a power tool. “Cordless impact driver, huh? I have a drawer full of Snap On screwdrivers. I remember taking taillights out of cars to install trailer wiring, they used a Pozidriv #2 bit, that looks like a Phillips, but it isn’t…” as their eyes glazed over. Then I tell them the important part was that I had an onion tied to my belt…
KJKolka333 Premium Member about 2 months ago
He is definitely kidding! You know how Walt likes to exaggerate!
Uncle $crooge about 2 months ago
How did Walt get somebody that speaks English? We had our house painted by guys from Lithuania. Our roof was cleaned by some boys from Brazil. Our neighbors use gardeners from Mexico. The company owners may or may not be immigrants but the guys doing the work often have limited English skills.