Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 01, 2024

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 4 months ago

    Fresh mouse delivered to your door.

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    kgornick Premium Member 4 months ago

    I’ve been there….

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 4 months ago

    Bad Fluffy! No treats for you.

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    angelolady Premium Member 4 months ago

    Why do they do that? Why do they bring them in alive and turn them loose?! One of ours turned a very big rat loose. I said to my husband, “We’re moving.” He set a big trap and caught the poor thing that night. We didn’t have any live traps.

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  4 months ago

    SURPRISE!!

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    enigmamz  4 months ago

    “I’m home! And I brought dinner!!!!”

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    BigBoy  4 months ago

    Ours brought in a baby rabbit. Those things have about a 130db scream that pierces your brain.

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    rekam Premium Member 4 months ago

    Ours was different. She brought a chop bone one time. Another time she brought a live moth and laid it at my feet. Think I thanked her. I told her it was okay, she could have it.

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    John Wiley Premium Member 4 months ago

    Sophie (canine) came into my office through her dog door as I was paying attention to my computer. She sat quietly to my right rear until I realized she was back there. I turned to see a live black snake hanging out of her mouth. As my mouth dropped open, so did hers. The snake slithered off to parts unknown until a few months later when we found it stretched across the upstairs hallway. It was removed unharmed and without incident.

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    edstraker  4 months ago

    I delivered pizza to a house one time, and their cat was on the front porch with a bird in its mouth.

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    phritzg Premium Member 4 months ago

    If your cat doesn’t have a toy she wants to play with, she’ll improvise.

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    dbrucepm  4 months ago

    kitty brought you a present

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Our girl brought in a Robin once. She must have caught it just when it was about to poop because it did a lot of that all over the house until we were able to scoot it out the door.

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    Doug K  4 months ago

    Aw … wasn’t that nice – a surprise special delivery.

    - and it’s like the stork – it’s a Live Delivery.

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    Steverino Premium Member 4 months ago

    This is exactly what happend when you have a pet door. They can easily bring home “presents”

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    bobpeters61  4 months ago

    When I was little my family had a cat just the opposite of that. She’d eat all the mice we caught in the mouse traps, but she wouldn’t even chase one herself.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  4 months ago

    He never thought he’d have to Eek! out a living.

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    mistercatworks  4 months ago

    It took a looooong time to convince my adolescent cat that I really did not enjoy moving the furniture around in the middle of the night to chase and kill a mouse she brought in. She thought it was a team sport.

    The only thing that worked was to hold the cat flap closed when I saw her coming with prey and keep it closed until she dropped the mouse.

    She figured out I only wanted dead mice. I praise her for bringing them in and quietly dispose of them at once.

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    cracker65  4 months ago

    This is real

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    jbarnes  4 months ago

    I haven’t had a cat bring a live animal inside, but I had a cat catch 6 mice in a row and bring all the way upstairs to drop them to my feet. The first one was dead.

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