Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 29, 2024

Do may flies eat?

Since the May Fly only has one day, I’d think the more likely scenario would be a bar!

This Mayfly is nearly three months late!

Ladybug, ladybug … fly the F home!

Go find a human to munch on. They’re everywhere.

Time may fly if you’re a Mayfly.

“Do you have anything faster than minute rice?”

That’s a pet peeve. People standing in line yapping and not looking at the menu to decide what they want, then getting to the counter and having a discussion about who wants what and why, holding up the rest of us who’ve already decided what we want.

That’s life…

poor mayfly

Waiting for the June Bugs …!

( one year life span )

Better make a decision soon before the clerk bites your head off!

Go with the aphid…

And he’s late to the annual La Crosse Wisconsin black ice glazed highway auto pile-up jamboree.

Yeah, these guys really bug me ! ;-)

Ha! There’s always one, and you’re usually standing behind them in the lineup.

He’s spending money like there’s no tomorrow.

Some bugs have no clue as to other bugs urgent problems…

Long may you run. :)

what I get a kick out of is when a little old lady stands patiently waiting while the check out person rings up her stuff, then acts surprised when it comes time to pay. And she slowly opens the zipper on her purse, and has to dig around for her checkbook, and then dig around for a pen, then slowly fill out the check. But before handing it to the cashier, she has to record the check in the ledger, and subtract said check from the previous balance… granted, it hasn’t happened often, but a few times over the years!