Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 31, 2024

  1. Coyote
    eromlig  3 months ago

    “And my friend Pat here? She just needs to be drawn.”

     •  Reply
  2. Man with x ray glasses
    The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago

    Plain or waffle pattern?

     •  Reply
  3. 10891440996 b1c25b9691 z
    Kornfield Kounty  3 months ago

    “and, that’s when she hit him with the waffle iron.”

     •  Reply
  4. Missing large
    julie.mason1 Premium Member 3 months ago

    I have something that maple ease you. It costs one stack of silver dollars

     •  Reply
  5. Pexels pixabay 278823
    Doug K  3 months ago

    Be sure you finish putting on (spreading) your moisturizer before applying the makeup.

     •  Reply
  6. Red skelton
    Daltongang Premium Member 3 months ago

    Cue the rimshot monkey.

     •  Reply
  7. Screenshot 20231128 222147 samsung internet
    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 months ago

    She’s got a great body, butter face needs work.

     •  Reply
  8. Strega
    P51Strega  3 months ago

    Be nice to the lady, don’t start a flap, Jack.

     •  Reply
  9. Missing large
    the lost wizard  3 months ago

    No need to flip out. :)

     •  Reply
  10. 20211003 143129
    Herd of Turtles  3 months ago

    If that’s the lady’s dept. She could shop for a griddle.

     •  Reply
  11. Missing large
    lawguy05  3 months ago

    No, but I have some maple syrup.

     •  Reply
  12. Mok
    mokspr Premium Member 3 months ago

    I’ll never make up with pancakes, I mean just LOOK at what they did to my waist line!

     •  Reply
  13. 20240605 101916 3
    MissyTiger  3 months ago

    Now I’m craving pancakes. Just might need a “breakfast for dinner” night!

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Brevity