Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 29, 2024

For those in the UK, Baltic Avenue is Whitechapel Road. (One of the cheapest on the board)

“Come on, Vermont Ave. at least. We can see the jail from here!”

sounds like J.P. Murphy needs to go directly to jail, without passing ‘Go’.

Ka-huh???

I thought that the previous storyline ended rather suddenly. Must have been a mix up in scheduling. Either that or Rip is surfing through the multiverse!

Do not pass go or accept $200…

Excuse me, but who is this Murphy guy? And, how can he get a monopoly of Starlight, when Breezy already has it?

Well, ain’t Maw quite the woman !

RIp’s got a point; Breezy owns most of Starlight County. What land she doesn’t own can’t be worth much…

KA-MONOPOLY!

Who is this J.P. Murphy? Hopefully, not someone immune to giggling knuckles.

Well, that plot worked for “Scooby-Doo” (and spinoffs) for more than 30 seasons. :)

He’s not playing games. :)

I read somewhere recently, that the best properties to own in that game are NOT Park Place and Boardwalk, but the orange and red groups of properties because they’re landed on more often.

OK. Now Rip has a clue. J.P. Moneybags is playing games.