The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for July 30, 2024

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    Imagine  about 2 months ago

    And also because it is better to stroke a breast than to paddle a dog.

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    sirbadger  about 2 months ago

    If your boat sinks, surviving is more important than looking good.

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    win.45mag  about 2 months ago

    That wouldn’t justify a bunch of scum dancin’ around mocking God.

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    Knightman Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I guess who ever has a tail!!!

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    The Joke Explainer Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Am I the only person who thought of something entirely different when you read “breaststroke”?

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    colddonkey  about 2 months ago

    “Who’s a good boy?” Well if that was said the tyranny’s would have a snit.

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    silberdistel  about 2 months ago

    I am with you, Fang, so very with you❣️

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    bloodykate  about 2 months ago

    Giggling!!!

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    bbbmorrell  about 2 months ago

    I’ve watched zero Olympics, but I would tune in to watch a two-hundred-meter dog paddle.

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    ChessPirate  about 2 months ago

    Anyone here remember a Poster a few years ago that named his dog “Tu​rd”? I imagined him doing the “Baby-Talk” Routine with him:

    “Who’s a good Tu​rd? You are! You’re my good little Tu​rd! Yes, you are!” ☺

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I was on the swim team in high school. My event was the IM or individual medley. The order of the strokes made a sort of phrase: fly back, breast free. There was no dog, of course.

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    William Bednar Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Good point!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 2 months ago

    Gold medal winner should get a belly rub.

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    Impkins  Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Get that dog a beer! burp. And Eno, you’re not participating so put on some clothes! :)

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    Sun  about 2 months ago

    Here, see how fast you can run to fetch this stick.

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    cuzinron47  about 2 months ago

    The Olympics aspire to a higher standard than just a good boy.

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    Strawberry King  about 2 months ago

    Or a treat?

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    bbenoit  about 2 months ago

    Well, the breaststroke is pretty close to a dog paddle.

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