A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.
The man says “I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?’”
“But why?” asks the man.
“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replies, “And business is a bit slow right now!”
The Clarks did not notice the weight of the cat? I have had cats jump into boxes and have always noticed the weight. Was the cat asleep? And did the Clarks check the box?
wooleys2001 3 months ago
Sturdy cat!
pearlsbs 3 months ago
And Carrie said, “Dang! I though I had gotten rid of that darn cat.”
PaulAbbott2 3 months ago
Ripley really delivered a good strip today
The dude from FL Premium Member 3 months ago
Why would a boat in a lake have it’s own PO? Where I live in FL I can’t throw a cat without hitting a PO
Pickled Pete 3 months ago
At the post office….
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.
The man says “I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?’”
“But why?” asks the man.
“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replies, “And business is a bit slow right now!”
RLG Premium Member 3 months ago
Did Carrie get free shipping?
therese_callahan2002 3 months ago
Let’s hope that ship doesn’t become another Edmund Fitzgerald.
Old Tarf Premium Member 3 months ago
Checked out the JW Westcott II on youtube. A private company boat that delivers to ships on the Detroit River. Interesting.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 3 months ago
Did Aunt Clara from Christmas Vacation pack the box?
artegal 3 months ago
I guess RBION is just mailing it in these days.
Guybrush Threepwood 3 months ago
Ooooh poor little kitty ;_; That might have been scary AF for her.
MichiganMitten 3 months ago
Meow?
Carl Rennhack Premium Member 3 months ago
Was what happened to Galena an accident? Believe It, I Do NOT!!
rbullfogg 3 months ago
Here in Georgia, the wedding invitation sent from Perry Georgia to Americus Georgia a distance of 45 miles, took 29 days for delivery, via Atlanta!
Teto85 Premium Member 3 months ago
The Clarks did not notice the weight of the cat? I have had cats jump into boxes and have always noticed the weight. Was the cat asleep? And did the Clarks check the box?
cupertino jay 3 months ago
may the mythical lord (and it’s followers), puh-lease, leave us the fork alone.
LAFITZGERALD 3 months ago
Oh, wow – that’s some panel!!
Garffan#1 3 months ago
“For the last time Galena, STAY OUT OF THE BOX!!!!”