Adult Children by Stephen Beals for July 24, 2024

Just put it on the tab

this fella should hold the treasury

He’ll leave a mint on your pillow.

As prey Todd…as prey.

He’s gonna make a killing

Tabby seems speechless?

$1463 – he forgot the decimal

I went to pay my bill at the chain that starts with a T and ends with a T. Got up to the customer service rep and started writing a check to pay the bill. “We don’t take checks anymore .” I was told. “Only cash and credit.” OK, so I can now pay my starts with a T ends with a T card bill with my starts with a T and ends with a T credit card… If I do that every day, paying it off in full, I can get the bill up to Todd’s amount, then I will declare bankruptcy. What kind of a botched up policy is that?

Yeah, CrazeeKatLady is the truth.

And profits will soar also; or maybe complaints.

Now he can retire!

I had a private talk with the manager after a new cashier at a bakery short-changed me and took FOUR TRIES to figure out how to make sixty-five cents in change.

It’s not all cards and phones out there, people.

See no eagle…