Ben by Daniel Shelton for August 17, 2024

Don’t pick up after him! Tell him that anything not in the hamper will not be washed. He’ll learn how to find the hamper! As for the seat, you should’ve had him trained to put the lid down a long time ago.

It took getting a parrot, to get my husband to close toilets after use. (He is so worried the bird might fall in and drown.)

Don’t push your luck Ben. Remember, Liv cooks your meals. You never know what might be on the menu. Arsenic A La King.

I don’t know why anyone would leave the seat up. They like microscopic matter being spewed around their bathroom when they flush?

I never could understand the toilet lid up or down argument. Is it so hard to put it down before you go? It’s just part of the ritual, I mean you have to pull your pants down to go. Does a guy get angry at himself if he has to #2 and the seats still up? Sheesh!

In English, “Never,” and, “Always,” are used to start marital conflicts. Please avoid using these words.

And, “FINE!” doesn’t mean all is well.

I see another problem with the towel on the bed, it’s dripping wet. That we’d have to discuss.

I don’t have that problem as I prefer to go to the bathroom sitting down (which the women of America will love, I bet).

Right then…slap upside the head……

We are and have been – just us. Husband likes to cook and would do so (now not so much). I would do the rest of the inside housework and help with the outside work.

The one household chore I could not get him to learn how to do was the laundry. Then he bought a small loom and started weaving. To finish the process and change from yarns to a piece of fabric the weaving has to be “wet finished” – run through the washer. He now knows how to use the washer and dryer.

I know how to do everything he does around the house – never know when the other will have to do something if one is ill or worse.