Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for August 02, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 3 months ago

    Clever, but it won’t work.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 3 months ago

    Flying “Brown Nose” class.

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    nyrB Premium Member 3 months ago

    how do you PREboard? if you’re “preboarding”, you’re boarding. they’re asking people to BOARD.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  3 months ago

    That’s more like it.

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    Imagine  3 months ago

    Influencers cutting the line…

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    HarryLime Premium Member 3 months ago

    I hope the pilots have pre-boarded. Not to worry … I’m sure flying a plane in quite similar to riding a bike.

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    MRC112  3 months ago

    I laughed one time when they were doing all this pre-boarding for those that had paid extra to get on the plane first. The thing is, when we eventually got through and went down the stairs, it was to find out that they’d paid extra to be pre-boarded onto the airport bus that took us all out to the plane on the airport apron. So they weren’t first on the plane in the end after all. Made me laugh anyway.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  3 months ago

    Preboarding and general boarding.

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    William Bednar Premium Member 3 months ago

    Can I be octagonal?

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    Jml58  3 months ago

    Prepare to repel boarders.

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    lnrokr55  3 months ago

    Honestly, this seems almost too much real life!

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    purepaul Premium Member 3 months ago

    Seems my medical group is approaching this now. Received a request to post a review on a publis social media site of a physician who treated. Just imagine seeing post on how pleasant the doctor’s colonoscopy was.

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    wildlandwaters  3 months ago

    …but first, our Patreon members…..

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