Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for August 07, 2024

Next, he’ll ask to be the star of his own comic book!

Narrator : And the day was saved Thanks to Kevin, Kimmie, Benji and Harold. Play the music out.

And none of them will come gunning for Harry. How lucky can you get?

Kevin, in my heart, you’ll always be a snug hero.

Kevin is Ryan Reynolds, who grows up to be Wade Wilson who then becomes Deadpool.

Kevin has a huge complex, doesn’t he?

Umm… Kevin… You DO realize what will happen when words gets out that the zombie outbreak was caused by video games, right?

I hear you, Kevin. Sing me! :)

That was a long road to hoe!

The only song about someone named Kevin that I can think of is from Tommy and portrays Cousin Kevin as a sadistic “school bully, the classroom cheat.” Is there a better Kevin song that we can sing?

Looks like Kevin is a glory seeker like ancient heroes

Sing a song of Kevin.

Kevin Kid, Kevin Kid! Does whatever a Kevin Kid does…. Okay, it needs work…

Someone has watched Mad Max: Fury Road a bit too often.