The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 05, 2024

Unreal.

You need a reality show!

Or a movie contract.

Monstrous

Coming out of the closet was not enough.

One of my childhood friends was scared of the woodgrain patterns on the doors of his house, especially in his bedroom. He said the patterns looked like monsters coming at him. His parents had to replace that one door, the rest cover with bland fabric weaves.

Is that the devil under the couch? Or a cousin?

You get more energy with laughter than screaming

If you want to be scary you have to believe in yourself.

maybe you should try not hiding under thee um… bed.

Apparently the doctor believes in you.

Psychiatrists believe in all KINDS of weird things!

Spawn of the Loch Ness Monster.

Change your name to Kamala and hide under Trump’s bed.

That’s the cross you have to bear.

So, do so, or have your wings clipped!!