One of my childhood friends was scared of the woodgrain patterns on the doors of his house, especially in his bedroom. He said the patterns looked like monsters coming at him. His parents had to replace that one door, the rest cover with bland fabric weaves.
Ratkin Premium Member 3 months ago
Unreal.
iggyman 3 months ago
You need a reality show!
WhatsTheJoke 3 months ago
Or a movie contract.
C 3 months ago
Monstrous
The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago
Coming out of the closet was not enough.
PraiseofFolly 3 months ago
One of my childhood friends was scared of the woodgrain patterns on the doors of his house, especially in his bedroom. He said the patterns looked like monsters coming at him. His parents had to replace that one door, the rest cover with bland fabric weaves.
njbaldman 3 months ago
Is that the devil under the couch? Or a cousin?
[Traveler] Premium Member 3 months ago
You get more energy with laughter than screaming
Gameguy49 Premium Member 3 months ago
If you want to be scary you have to believe in yourself.
Chris 3 months ago
maybe you should try not hiding under thee um… bed.
uniquename 3 months ago
Apparently the doctor believes in you.
Godfreydaniel 3 months ago
Psychiatrists believe in all KINDS of weird things!
zeexenon 3 months ago
Spawn of the Loch Ness Monster.
Lablubber 3 months ago
Change your name to Kamala and hide under Trump’s bed.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 3 months ago
That’s the cross you have to bear.
markkahler52 3 months ago
So, do so, or have your wings clipped!!