Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 05, 2024

What micro soft solution was Wiz using?

Crowdstrike’s again!

Microsoft did a leveraged buyout of Hogwarts?

Send a message to the opposition forces: Please wait a minute, Hun.

Should have done the updates later!!!!!

Do not turn off your cauldron while updates in progress.

Don’t you hate it when your Medieval technology needs to update?

It never fails.

Stop the update. It is replacing the app you need with one that uses an incompatible format.

Send Henry while you wait

Now imagine that with an F-35.

“Your fighter jet will start in a few moments after required update completes.”

With apologies to Dr. Seuss: “Quick, Henry, the Huns!”

Ain’t waiting for a down-load sometimes is the pits.

At least you can get the huns with a fresh Tub App!

Those new spell downloads take forever some days…

“May take a few moments or longer.”

Just hit the “Off” switch and do ‘er the 70’s way! A spell book and chants abounding with your accolades and familiars by your side!!