Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 09, 2024

Bachelor pad, baby.

You’re keg’s leaking.

That setup could work, with either wine, or good beer, and the house at a relatively cool temperature.

Good beer doesn’t really need to be ice cold, or carbonated.

Oh Blanche will be shocked once she opens the door. My bet is Blanche will have Wiz clean it up.

Blanche puts up with a lot being married to and living with the Wiz, but she would not tolerate this mess.

Goes and calls Bung. It time for partyyyy!

The stripper he passed on the way in told him. Dilly! Dilly!

I wish I had a wand to clean my house.

When the wife’s away, the Wiz will play.

Well, I like what you’ve done to the place!

No sĥît Sherlock.

When the cat is away………

Why is there a sock on the chair, when it doesn’t appear that he wears them?

Ironically, if my wife was away for a week, the house would be neater upon her return. Obviously, there is something wrong with me.

What? No empty potato chip and other junk food bags?! What a missed opportunity!!!!

I thought Blanch spelled her name without the E at the end.

Our local production of The Odd Couple opens today. Blanche is Oscar Madison’s ex.

…I never knew Wiz’s wife’s name until now.

The wizard’s smiling.

I don’t regret one single day of my married life – that was August 8, 1996 when my wife was away visiting her mother.

The beer kept by your chair did it for me…..

At least there aren’t any other women there…. his lucky, maybe….

The man of the house.

Men will be men. Blanche can take a hike.