Free Range by Bill Whitehead for August 06, 2024

Your cargo holds will “soar” with gratitude.

But that trick never works!

A Rocky landing.

That’s why birds have a dump just before taking off. Reduce the load

That’s gotta hurt, landing on your nuts.

They usually charge extra for that.

Flying squirrels need a refresher course in weight and balance for flying.

Much ado about nuttin’.

Particularly if it throws off the CG that much.

Overloaded cheeks: The very definition of constipation.

You shouldn’t bite off more than you can chew.

FLying squirrels DO have cheek pouches. I looked it up.

My brother and I actually saw one – it flew (glided) from one tree to another tree further away from us. Southern Alabama.

They are mostly nocturnal, which helps explain why I went 78 years without seeing one.

Unbalanced load. He’s lucky it wasn’t a nose dive.

That’s a good way to bust your nuts.