Scary Gary by Mark Buford for August 05, 2024

As seen on TV.

But does it have a bagel button.

Toaster pizza?

Thanks a lot! Now the bread is burnt to a tasteless crisp!

Like any good Scout, Leopold is prepared.

Extreme breakfasts, Leo style!

Meh. I could just leave it on the dashboard of my truck for an hour. It’s good for more than just eggs.

Try it with ’smores.

Kind of rude. Gary didn’t even say thank you.

And vampires too, I see!

Hey, Gary looks good in black and white, snicker…

Bite him, Gary!

Reminds me of Gregory Hines in Deal Of The Century. “A lil’ touchup! Just a lil’ touchup for ya!”. Carrying a flame-thrower in your car comes in handy.