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I hadnāt worn roller skates since I was a kid but when I moved to Venice Beach, I rented a pair of roller blades for the day. I got as far as Lincoln Blvd. Coming back was downhill. I was stopping by grabbing onto stop signs and telephone poles. A guy walking by hailed me and spent five minutes showing me how to drag-brake with one skate. He said he was late for work but didntā want to read in the newsspaper that I had been run over by a truck. Nice guy.
Why would it bother him? I see people of all sizes and ages skating outdoors on the paved trail our park system put in. Iām a senior, and I rollerblade right along with them.
Yakety Sax 7 months ago
Sell him some from NewBalance.
David_the_CAD 7 months ago
But who would you be worrying for?
Mediatech 7 months ago
Do they have skates with heavy duty shock absorbers?
win.45mag 7 months ago
Youād lie awake at night from the screams emitting from the skates ! Poor skates.
PraiseofFolly 7 months ago
Sell a shirt to go with the skates that warns, āWide Load/ Do Not Followā
Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member 7 months ago
Okay, keep āem for yourself, azzole.
mindjob 7 months ago
Thatās ok, he wants inline skates
walstib Premium Member 7 months ago
Cue Melanie:
āŖā« "Well, Iāve got a brand-new pair of roller skates
Youāve got a brand-new key
I think that we should get together
And try them on to see" ā«āŖ
paranormal 7 months ago
Yeah, those poor roller skatesā¦
Calvins Brother 7 months ago
All that weight moving at velocity! E=mc2
wildlandwaters 7 months ago
not so lucky, then?
Jayalexander 7 months ago
Weaponised wheels?
monya_43 7 months ago
He must do roller derby and stunts.
John M 7 months ago
Iād suggest searching YouTube for āpink panther tickled pinkā to see what could go wrong with roller skates
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 7 months ago
Said no one everā¦
cuzinron47 7 months ago
And if you sold him some ice skates theyād be ice breakers.
Strawberry King 7 months ago
Those wheels wouldnāt have last long.
mistercatworks 7 months ago
I hadnāt worn roller skates since I was a kid but when I moved to Venice Beach, I rented a pair of roller blades for the day. I got as far as Lincoln Blvd. Coming back was downhill. I was stopping by grabbing onto stop signs and telephone poles. A guy walking by hailed me and spent five minutes showing me how to drag-brake with one skate. He said he was late for work but didntā want to read in the newsspaper that I had been run over by a truck. Nice guy.
Chris Sherlock 7 months ago
Heād be good in the roller derby.
j.l.farmer 7 months ago
Why would it bother him? I see people of all sizes and ages skating outdoors on the paved trail our park system put in. Iām a senior, and I rollerblade right along with them.
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom Premium Member 7 months ago
HAHAHA!