Herman by Jim Unger for August 06, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  7 months ago

    Sell him some from NewBalance.

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    David_the_CAD  7 months ago

    But who would you be worrying for?

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    Mediatech  7 months ago

    Do they have skates with heavy duty shock absorbers?

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    win.45mag  7 months ago

    Youā€™d lie awake at night from the screams emitting from the skates ! Poor skates.

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    PraiseofFolly  7 months ago

    Sell a shirt to go with the skates that warns, ā€˜Wide Load/ Do Not Followā€™

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member 7 months ago

    Okay, keep ā€™em for yourself, azzole.

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    mindjob  7 months ago

    Thatā€™s ok, he wants inline skates

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    walstib Premium Member 7 months ago

    Cue Melanie:

    ā™Ŗā™« "Well, Iā€™ve got a brand-new pair of roller skates

    Youā€™ve got a brand-new key

    I think that we should get together

    And try them on to see" ā™«ā™Ŗ

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    paranormal  7 months ago

    Yeah, those poor roller skatesā€¦

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    Calvins Brother  7 months ago

    All that weight moving at velocity! E=mc2

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    wildlandwaters  7 months ago

    not so lucky, then?

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    Jayalexander  7 months ago

    Weaponised wheels?

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    monya_43  7 months ago

    He must do roller derby and stunts.

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    John M  7 months ago

    Iā€™d suggest searching YouTube for ā€œpink panther tickled pinkā€ to see what could go wrong with roller skates

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 7 months ago

    Said no one everā€¦

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    cuzinron47  7 months ago

    And if you sold him some ice skates theyā€™d be ice breakers.

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    Strawberry King  7 months ago

    Those wheels wouldnā€™t have last long.

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    mistercatworks  7 months ago

    I hadnā€™t worn roller skates since I was a kid but when I moved to Venice Beach, I rented a pair of roller blades for the day. I got as far as Lincoln Blvd. Coming back was downhill. I was stopping by grabbing onto stop signs and telephone poles. A guy walking by hailed me and spent five minutes showing me how to drag-brake with one skate. He said he was late for work but didntā€™ want to read in the newsspaper that I had been run over by a truck. Nice guy.

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    Chris Sherlock  7 months ago

    Heā€™d be good in the roller derby.

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    j.l.farmer  7 months ago

    Why would it bother him? I see people of all sizes and ages skating outdoors on the paved trail our park system put in. Iā€™m a senior, and I rollerblade right along with them.

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom Premium Member 7 months ago

    HAHAHA!

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