Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for August 05, 2024

If this weren’t a rerun, I’d consider that Phoebe going to declare the abstract concept of pain to be her enemy.

HEAL!

Marigold was a little too eager to do that.

Not what her problem was Marigold , and your solution would not help!

Sometimes I really cannot tell if Marigold is being serious. She did distract Phoebe from the pain though.

Kiss the knee with magic Unicorn spit.

Never assume. It makes an of u and me!

I think Phoebe wants a healing spell!

Thought I read them all guess I missed this one or forgot it

You can run more efficiently if you are symmetrical.

That’s what I always say to my younger siblings.

Awesome solution, Marigold!

On the bright side, Phoebe’s mind is no longer preoccupied with the pain in her knee.

Yesterday I saw a P&HU reading-themed poster on the wall of my childhood library.

Malicious compliance mode activated

Apparently, in Marigold’s world view, pain is nothing compared to the horror of asymmetrical body parts.

WOW… Marigold could do that really?

this gives a new meaning to the popular phrase “using symmetry as a crutch”^

^finger quotes