Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for August 31, 2024

You could be one of our favorite exports…..

trump can’t go anyplace out of the USA, an unsentenced felon!

Sounds more like an emigration crisis but if you try walking into another country backwards they may think you are leaving.

Try Venezuela. It’s where Trump said he might be going.

He will probably go hang out with his hero, Vlad.

There are nations in which you can buy citizenship for a big fee, I don’t know each’ rules on admitting a convicted felon.

Immigration crisis? There isn’t even an immigration problem.

The president and vice president solved it – they told those considering entering illegally “Don’t!”

No country wants the Trumpet

Good one. Truth is, no matter how sweet a job might be, if you use it only to enrich yourself, that job is awful.

I hear that Russia is “Putin on the Ritz” for him!

Not a problem Biden suffers from.

I see Putin also has a rising number of countries he’s not welcome in.

He’s just a poor boy. Nobody loves him.

So run for the House (of Representatives). You will fit RIGHT in.