The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for August 12, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 6 months ago

    And now you have hoof and mouth disease.

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    derdave969  6 months ago

    I figured panel 1 as a set up for a foot in mouth joke.

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    Knightman Premium Member 6 months ago

    Because you stick your foot in your mouth to often!!!

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Why do doctors like to make tongues depressed?

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    goboboyd  6 months ago

    He just stirred his coffee with it and now needs to make it a line item on the bill to ā€˜monetizeā€™ it.

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    win.45mag  6 months ago

    I thought he was going to say because he just scratched HIS foot with it

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    TurbosDad  6 months ago

    Well, this is depressing. Literallyā€¦

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  6 months ago

    Thatā€™s from a lifetime of ā€œopen mouth, insert footā€.

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    corvallisclem  6 months ago

    If your feet smell and your nose runs you are upside down. Alfred E. Neuman

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    Impkins  Premium Member 6 months ago

    Heā€™ll never get his toes to say ā€œAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!ā€ :)

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    cuzinron47  6 months ago

    Toes get depressed enough.

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    Strawberry King  6 months ago

    Enoā€™s feet are depressed cause they stink.

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    eb110americana  6 months ago

    ā€œEno, youā€™re the first person ever diagnosed with a case of athleteā€™s tongue!ā€ ~Hawkeye Pierce

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    sincavage05  6 months ago

    Got my degree from ACME.

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