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My last girlfriend, who had been widowed by a very abusive husband, could not believe I was as nice, etc. as I appeared to be. She asked to contact a long-term woman friend to ask if I was “for real”.
She was told I was the “realest” guy she was ever going to meet.
Yakety Sax 6 months ago
Now you’re just trying to get her on you side.
Ratkin Premium Member 6 months ago
He sure gets a lot of dates for someone so repulsive.
sirbadger 6 months ago
Who hates him — the character references or the companies he works for.
a sage 6 months ago
Yes.
win.45mag 6 months ago
Her headlights seem to have flashed their brights at him in block 2
Knightman Premium Member 6 months ago
Just bragging!!!
goboboyd 6 months ago
Unfortunately, all my references are real characters. Scamps, one and all.
wongo 6 months ago
All of his past dates
Pickled Pete 6 months ago
Is this the first date, or the last date?
Zen-of-Zinfandel 6 months ago
Get back to talking about Eno’s guilty pleasure (beer).
Frank Burns Eats Worms 6 months ago
He is kind of looking for a certain kind of job though.
the lost wizard 6 months ago
But enough about me.
mistercatworks 6 months ago
My last girlfriend, who had been widowed by a very abusive husband, could not believe I was as nice, etc. as I appeared to be. She asked to contact a long-term woman friend to ask if I was “for real”.
She was told I was the “realest” guy she was ever going to meet.
It’s nice to be appreciated.
cuzinron47 6 months ago
So where do you rate on the slapping index?
sincavage05 6 months ago
So, I guess the backseat is out of the question now?
Strawberry King 6 months ago
Prince Charming he ain’t.