Cornered by Mike Baldwin for September 07, 2024

Saved a lot of money on this “fake” funeral.

A sneeze that could “wake” the dead.

Somebody “blew it” when she was pronounced dead.

Well, it is a “wake” after all.

Oh, no; she’s “woke”, and now she’s gonna vote!

Gesundheit means your health!

This also happened on a McMillan and Wife with Claude Akins…..

Saw a tombstone in Canada thar said:

“Put a lid on it!” We need to keep this our little secret dear. No lay back down and be quiet.

What would you like to hear people say about you at your funeral? “Look, he’s moving!”

Couldn’t get her elbow up…….

What is the BBB rating on that mortuary business? I want my dead folks to stay dead…

That changes everything.

Bless you.

She wasn’t able to afford a hotel room. But a coffin was cheap—and nothing to sneeze at.

She’s faking her death to get back at her cheating husband….but before she planned this wake, she drained all accounts and sold the house……

Sorry, I think I’m allergic to whatever this is made out of. Do you have a different manufacturer line that I could test? And this time can we put the lid down so I get a better feel for what it will be like?

(Cue Monty Python):“I’m not dead yet!”

the funeral home needs to hire better people…

Lilies always make me sneeze, too…

First it was the coffin, then came the sneezin’.

“By the way, are you sure you belong here?”

“Close de box.”

Stethoscope STAT!

Will you keep in down, you’ll raise the dead.

She looks at peace. Ack-CHOO-ally…

Is she allergic to death or satin?

Carl and Nancy’s epic prank was foiled by seasonal allergies.

Good thing it was just allergies. It would be a lot harder with bronchitis. Then she’d need something to stop this awful coffin!

If that was Charmin instead of Kleenex, we could tell her to enjoy the go.

hope she doesn’t catch her death…

I think she’s been dying to get out of there.