Garfield by Jim Davis for September 05, 2024

Lita from Instant Family: “Yeah Jon you body positive $%#@!”

In Garfield’s defense, Jon didn’t specify if it would make him feel better physically or mentally.

I think he exercised one week ago…..but that’s still too much…

Didn’t Linda Blair get exercised? yuk yuk

Great exercise cat. But book is just warmup. Heads for the drapes next.

Exercise. I could watch it all day long…….

They’ve been telling us that for decades, and Einstein, there, buys a book about the subject ? They saw him comin’ a mile away.

Eating donuts takes a lot of energy and counts as exercise.

Garfield’s claws are now exercised and dangerous.

Human’s need exercise, cats just need sleep.

ＲＩＰ book

Raising food to mouth, chewing, swallowing , Garfields’ 3 point exercise system.

it says that right next to the ad for fitness equipment that will turn into clothes racks after a couple of uses

How thick is that book anyway for Garfield to be able to tear it up with ease?

Jon, this is why you don’t leave diet books lying around in your house

Ah, leave him be. He’s getting the physical exertion you want him to by shredding the book.

Sounds more a pamphlet than a book for Garfield to be able rip it up. Let’s see him tear up a phone book, an old one back when people used telephones.

Not tells me book name is Rip Haywire.

Now he can’t say he never gets any exercise.

Cats actually have a mysterious metabolic capability of maintaining muscle tone with a minimum of exercise. It’s the Holy Grail of the biochemical fitness industry.

This is like how Buckles’ owner Paul is a subscriber to the “Dog Owners’ Monthly” magazine because he wants to discipline Buckles into a “good dog”, and then Buckles usually retaliates by chewing up the magazine or burying it, which makes Paul mad.

It should be!

Garfield needs to be on a diet

So this is how Jon pays all of his bills

lol

some books honestly I would remove from all stores worldwide