Stuart may be on to something.Arrhythmias (tachycardia- heart rate is too fast, bradycardia- heart rate is too slow) are quite common. There is no consistent rhythm with the jokes, hence a play on the word Arryhthmatic-irregular tempo. Physicians often describe this phenomenon as "nothing too serious. "
Ratkin Premium Member about 1 month ago
Cornyomyopathy.
swadeparker Premium Member about 1 month ago
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 1 month ago
Well, it’s not whispering, so it’s not a heart murmur.
Seth down about 1 month ago
So how can you mend a broken heart?
enigmamz about 1 month ago
I thought it was “A monk, a priest, and a rabbi…”
iggyman about 1 month ago
“A man walked into a bar, and man did that hurt”!
Digital Frog about 1 month ago
Severely dislocated humerus
cdward about 1 month ago
All I said was, my stomach feels funny.
Kornfield Kounty about 1 month ago
… and the doctor said: What is this, some kind of a joke?
Doug K about 1 month ago
At first the doctor thought it sounded funny. Then he listened again and it was kind of funny. The third time, it wasn’t funny anymore.
wongo about 1 month ago
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says “why the long face”?
fgerbil46 about 1 month ago
???
makinen6602 about 1 month ago
??
uniquename about 1 month ago
He has a hearty sense of humor.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 1 month ago
“There’s something funny going on in there Doc. Am I cracking up?”
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 1 month ago
I’d go with Ozempic.
SoTired Premium Member about 1 month ago
Two blonds walk into a bar; you’d think one of them would have seen it.
Godfreydaniel about 1 month ago
Stop me if you’ve heard this one…..
Lablubber about 1 month ago
Will they have to remove his humerus?
zeexenon about 1 month ago
Do you hear the cardiac echo in here?
Bilan about 1 month ago
It’s just a gag reflex. It will go away.
gopher gofer about 1 month ago
later, doc’ll test his reflexes with a knee slapper…
jesman50 about 1 month ago
Stuart may be on to something.Arrhythmias (tachycardia- heart rate is too fast, bradycardia- heart rate is too slow) are quite common. There is no consistent rhythm with the jokes, hence a play on the word Arryhthmatic-irregular tempo. Physicians often describe this phenomenon as "nothing too serious. "