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Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for December 18, 2024
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Transcript:
Woman 1: I thought you got new carpeting in here. Woman 2: We did. It's totally worry and maintenance free. Woman 1: But it's...um...filthy. Woman 2: Exactly. It comes pre-stained and dirt-tracked. New spots just blend right in. Boy: Oops.
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C 3 months ago
There’s one born every minute
phritzg Premium Member 3 months ago
In our home, it’s more important that the carpet and upholstery colors and patterns are able to disguise cat hairballs.
Riders on the Storm Premium Member 3 months ago
We complained at a restaurant that their saltines were mostly crushed. The waiter said, “They’re soup ready. What’s the problem”?
SheMc 3 months ago
Well each to his own !
mommavamp 3 months ago
I’ve seen that kind of carpet in movie theaters.
Gameguy49 Premium Member 3 months ago
We’ve torn out the carpets in both our homes. Filthy things they are!
Bex Premium Member 3 months ago
A friend told me she took a sample of the contents of her vacuum cleaner bag to the carpet store and asked for carpet to match.
NolaMan 3 months ago
but does it match the drapes?