Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for December 18, 2024

There’s one born every minute

In our home, it’s more important that the carpet and upholstery colors and patterns are able to disguise cat hairballs.

We complained at a restaurant that their saltines were mostly crushed. The waiter said, “They’re soup ready. What’s the problem”?

Well each to his own !

I’ve seen that kind of carpet in movie theaters.

We’ve torn out the carpets in both our homes. Filthy things they are!

A friend told me she took a sample of the contents of her vacuum cleaner bag to the carpet store and asked for carpet to match.

but does it match the drapes?