Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for January 06, 2025

And the same penalty for the car wheels that you curbed?

But I thought it was the other end up!

Oh come on, accidents happen!!!

And wait until I execute the penalty.

This will be followed by the usual twenty-minute lecture on being wasteful, how hard everyone else works for what you wasted, and what a selfish little boy you are, which will cause you to run away at sixteen and show back up five years later wearing a hockey mask and carrying a chainsaw.

I remember getting punished for doing things like this cause I wanted to try something I saw in a science book

Why is the milk pale yellow rather than white???

I’m wondering what she would say as the defense attorney.

best not to cry over spilled milk

8^)

hmm… not sure if even crying would do any good with this judge….

Ok, I must be Canadian because my first thought when I saw this was " Did he just pick up a bag of milk from the wrong end?"